I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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