I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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