they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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