what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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