I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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