Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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