Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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