Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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