Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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