Do you still have your period?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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