i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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