Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize