Pants 0. Shit 1.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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