She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Even the bartender felt bad for me
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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