Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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