Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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