He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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