If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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