Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Ketchup is God's man juice
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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