its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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