The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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