oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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