he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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