sorry about calling you the devil all night.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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