Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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