I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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