She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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