doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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