fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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