I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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