Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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