No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
im on a boat
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