I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
tell me about the fingering
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