I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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