he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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