direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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