stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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