seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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