There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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