Small penises have feelings too.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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