The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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