Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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