OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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