If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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