before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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