That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Randomize