Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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