Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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