do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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