I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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